"I need to do this, but I keep looking up porn! GAAAH"
"Then that's gonna be my new catchphrase- 'If I can marry a dolphin, I can do whatever I want.'"
"Yeah, I do a lot of community service jobs and stuff because I figure I need have at least something to make up for the fact that I'm excessively covered in sin."
"You remind me of me when I was in college, though I do have to say that, even now, I've never been as assertive as you."
-Ninja Sensei (My Physics Teacher)
"Candy, do not put your brother's underwear on your mannequin husband's torso. Please."
"I want you to be my stepmom. Can you stay here forever? I promise I'll feed you!"
-Future "Chinese Mermaid Princess" Child.
"What? No, I'm not going anywhere. I just didn't want to put on pants so I slipped on this dress instead."